Thursdizzle fo Shizzle’ Facebizzile Updizziles

Sup my peeps. Ya’ll know what time it is.  Time for you to get your dirty yet clever status updates.

Funny Status Updates:

  • Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • The Holidays are coming up, and I want a Livespeakr,  for my iPhone.
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Quote of the Day:

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

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Website of the day: Fuck you Penguin