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RIP Steve Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011)

October 5, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Rest In Peace, Mr. Jobs. Thank you for all the wonderful innovations.  You left the world a better place.

Ewok Dogs, 1000 Popsicle Sticks & Facebook Statuses

October 5, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

LIKEable Statuses for every occasion… Funny Facebook Status Updates: When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Appearances aren’t everything. It just looks like they are. If George Washington never told a lie, how did he get to be president? Life is harder […]

Dubstep Robot, Celebrity Dogs, & Smart Statuses

October 4, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local Facebook Hero post these… Smart Facebook Status Updates that will make them go hmmmmmmm: Marriage is a contractually binding agreement where by two people are forced to like each others Facebook statuses. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I think its time to be realistic. No more ‘LOL’ We’re never really […]

Pug Slide, Computer Problems IRL, & Funny Statuses

October 3, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get LIKEd post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture in there. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Just because I’m happy doesn’t mean you couldn’t make me happier. It’s funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you’ve realize you […]

Motorcycle Dog, Thunder LOLCats, & Funny Statuses

September 30, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be more LIKEable post these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: It used to be that, timelines were something on your face. [VIA Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ ] Just because we have 3 mutual friends doesn’t mean I know you! The favorite music of Irish teenagers is Sham-Rock. Ironically, it’s the getting ahead that I’m running behind […]

Catception, Sink Drama, & Great Status Updates

September 29, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local Facebook celebrity post… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle. (From our premium: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere else in the universe is that […]

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