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Camel Food, Penguin Fall, & 20 Funniest Status Updates
If one of these doesn’t make you laugh, you’re crazy… 20 of the Funniest Facebook Statuses: Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you aleady know? At my age, Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing. That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they […]
Penguin Tickle, Grumpy Christmas, & Great Status Posts
Get more likes, share these… 21 Great Facebook Status Posts The less you give a damn, the happier you will be. Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars. That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don’t know them. Rap Music is like Scissors…it […]
Elevator Prank, Posing Kitty, & Top 20 Status Updates
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Teach Dog to Drive, SnowMailMan, and Best Status Updates
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Sleeping Baby, Grumpy Christmas, and Funny Status Updates
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