Sleeping Baby, Grumpy Christmas, and Funny Status Updates

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20 More Funny Status Posts:

  1. Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App  5★ Ratings)
  2. There is only one pretty child in the world… and every mother has it.
  3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s.
  4. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
  5. Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
  6. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
  7. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
  8. You haven’t truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
  9. I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
  10. Do you ever feel pressure to play good music when people are in your car?
  11. Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark.
  12. I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
  13. I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.
  14. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance: the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.
  15. You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
  16. The first to apologize is the bravest…the first to forgive is the strongest…and the first to forget is the happiest.
  17. The Subaru Impreza comes with 11 airbags….maybe it would be easier if all cars were just made by nerf.
  18. In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
  19. Hey Facebook search, way to guess the guy I’m stalking after I only typed in 1 letter.
  20. I hate to invite relatives over to the house because they are harder to get rid of than Adobe updates.

Have a GRUMPY Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal…

Have a grumpy Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal

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Poor Baby Can’t Stay Awake…

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