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20 More Funny Status Posts:
- Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings)
- There is only one pretty child in the world… and every mother has it.
- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
- Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
- Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- You haven’t truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
- I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
- Do you ever feel pressure to play good music when people are in your car?
- Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark.
- I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
- I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.
- Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance: the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.
- You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
- The first to apologize is the bravest…the first to forgive is the strongest…and the first to forget is the happiest.
- The Subaru Impreza comes with 11 airbags….maybe it would be easier if all cars were just made by nerf.
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- Hey Facebook search, way to guess the guy I’m stalking after I only typed in 1 letter.
- I hate to invite relatives over to the house because they are harder to get rid of than Adobe updates.
Have a GRUMPY Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal…
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