Camel Food, Penguin Fall, & 20 Funniest Status Updates

If one of these doesn’t make you laugh, you’re crazy…

20 of the Funniest Facebook Statuses:

1. Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you aleady know?
2. At my age, Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing.
3. That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.
4. Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
5. Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
6. Ever look around the room at your family and think to yourself “it’s amazing I turned out as good as I did.”
7. That awkward moment when you push on the bathroom stall door thinking it’s open and there’s someone inside.
8. My favorite color is Nutella.
9. If I’m not supposed to eat this late, why is there a light in my fridge?
10. You think your life is hard? Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on it’s back and it can’t get up. Screw your problems.
11. Nobody ever reads the rules for Monopoly except when an argument breaks out.
12. Let’s just be thankful they don’t make invisible legos.
13. Remember when you thought you’d have it all together by the time you were the age you are now? LOL
14. The youth of today have it way too easy. Just once I would like to see them have to go through the trouble of blowing into a video game just to make it work.
15. If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
16. You my friend, deserve a HIGH FIVE, thats four more fingers than I normally give.
17. I bought a Tempurpedic mattress so that I’ll have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
18. I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So….see you after breakfast.
19. Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
20. No matter what they did to you to make you hate them, you just can’t forget about someone that was good in bed.

Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you a) save your child or b) take a photo.

Don’t worry folks, kid is perfectly fine 🙂 Camel was just giving a big wet sloppy kiss. They don’t like to eat kiddos.

Penguin Falls, His Friends React:

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Spread the holiday cheer with the beautiful refreshing noise his friends make as they laugh at his goofy fall. Ahhh, Penguins. Gotta love ’em 🙂