If one of these doesn’t make you laugh, you’re crazy…
20 of the Funniest Facebook Statuses:
- Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you aleady know?
- At my age, Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing.
- That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.
- Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
- Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
- Ever look around the room at your family and think to yourself “it’s amazing I turned out as good as I did.”
- That awkward moment when you push on the bathroom stall door thinking it’s open and there’s someone inside.
- My favorite color is Nutella.
- If I’m not supposed to eat this late, why is there a light in my fridge?
- You think your life is hard? Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on it’s back and it can’t get up. Screw your problems.
- Nobody ever reads the rules for Monopoly except when an argument breaks out.
- Let’s just be thankful they don’t make invisible legos.
- Remember when you thought you’d have it all together by the time you were the age you are now? LOL
- The youth of today have it way too easy. Just once I would like to see them have to go through the trouble of blowing into a video game just to make it work.
- If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
- You my friend, deserve a HIGH FIVE, thats four more fingers than I normally give.
- I bought a Tempurpedic mattress so that I’ll have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
- I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So….see you after breakfast.
- Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
- No matter what they did to you to make you hate them, you just can’t forget about someone that was good in bed.
Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you a) save your child or b) take a photo.
Don’t worry folks, kid is perfectly fine 🙂 Camel was just giving a big wet sloppy kiss. They don’t like to eat kiddos.
Penguin Falls, His Friends React:
Spread the holiday cheer with the beautiful refreshing noise his friends make as they laugh at his goofy fall. Ahhh, Penguins. Gotta love ’em 🙂