Score more likes on April Fools, share one of these.. Funny Status Updates for April Fools 2015: When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. Trust and believe no one. Just like any other day. Who the hell needs April fools when the rest of 2015 will probably be a joke anyways. April […]
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Elbow Hurts, Cat Meets Tigers, & 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses
Get through Tuesday, share one of these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Next time you’re feeling down about something, just think about the kid who got benched so Air Bud could play. I’m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes. Know why girls cross their arms when they’re angry? Boobs. Just a little […]
Monkey and His Puppies, End Call, & 20 Clever Status Updates
Make Monday better, share one of these.. 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t. Never give up on your dreams: keep sleeping. I’m so stressed to the point where I don’t even feel stressed anymore I’m just waiting for everything to collapse in on […]
Dog Lays on Horn, Cookie Dough, & Best 20 Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Best 20 Weekend Status Updates: I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs. Why are people sad when potatoes can be cooked in like 200 ways? “what’s your major in college?” “stress” Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I myself am still a […]
Sassy Kid, Sad Cats, & 20 Clever Status Updates
Make someone smile, share one of these.. 20 Clever Status Updates: If age is just an attitude, I could use an attitude adjustment. It’s not you. It’s me finally realizing that you’re terrible. I have never been guilty of taking the smaller pizza slice. I wonder how many times we forgive someone just because we […]