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Old Man Skateboard, Office Mondays, & Top Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Top Facebook Status Posts: The awkward moment when you’re waiting for a text but then you realize you’re the one who didn’t reply. After committing a crime, always carry a fire extinguisher. No one gets stopped while running with a fire extinguisher. I really just want Morgan Freeman to read […]
Jay Pharoah, Happy Birthday KittEhhh, and Hilarious Status Updates.
Get more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: My bed likes me. It doesn’t let me go in the morning. I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time. Gotta admire people who drive with one hand holding on to a […]
Crazy Canada, Mustache Dog, & Weird Statuses
Be witty and score more likes, share these… Weird Facebook Statuses: The best revenge is living a kick ass life. Everybody has a friend that is completely different when they’re not under female supervision. Keep refreshing my snapchat just to watch the little ghost dance. “Jayus” is an Indonesian word for a joke so poorly […]
Fast Internet, Jason Mraz, and Cool Status Posts
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Falling Kitty, Flight Attendant Prank, and Silly Statuses
Step your status game up, share these… Silly Statuses for Facebook: I wish electronics would scream a little bit when you unplugged them. Every-time I leave the house: ✔Phone ✔Wallet ✔Keys If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love. People aren’t against you; they are for themselves. […]