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Clever Facebook Statuses:
- Enjoy life! For a limited time only. While supplies last.
- Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 4th sneeze…gather yourself!
- That awkward moment when you’re introduced to someone and they’re like, “I’ve heard so much about you!”
- eat → ↓ eat
eat ↑ ← eat
- Why insult someone?? Simply say something nice in a very sarcastic tone, they probably won’t understand anyways.
- If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops.
- People are so funny. They spend money they don’t have, to buy things they don’t need, to impress people they don’t even like. Never ceases to amaze me.
- Have you ever just sat their and realized how weird you are?
- I don’t understand why people take pictures of themselves showing their middle finger… seriously, was the camera mean to you or something?
- Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport.
- This recliner and I go WAY back!
- Minding your own business then hearing your name in a conversation.
- All the landmarks and millions of beautiful places on Google Earth, and the first thing everyone looks at is their own house.
- I can’t even make a straight line using a ruler, why do people expect so much from me?
- My favorite insect is the fly because its name is what it does.
- Google this number: 241543903. Then click Image Search. Then stick your head in a freezer, apparently.
- Thumbs wars just dont have the decision making power they used to.
- Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it’s gone. Forever.
- Liking something on Facebook instead of commenting is like nodding at someone in an elevator instead of saying hello.
- When grown-ups tell kids they have a lot of energy, they really mean that they’re being annoying little bastards.
Monkey does a little dance:
Walking tight rope is an art and this guy’s obviously mastered it!
Dog Plays 8-Ball Pool:
Well done, chap! You’re an exceptional snooker player. If you enjoyed that video, share it!