Score more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Ideas: The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and both walk the same way. Me + Bad Mood = Music on 100% volume Inhale the good stuff. Exhale the bad stuff. No, I’m not lazy. I’m just very protective to my seat. F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ight for […]
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Panda Nap, Super Smart Bear, and Popular Status Quotes
Get more likes, share these… Popular Facebook Status Quotes: Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe? Even atheists make bargains with God when the toilet water threatens to overflow at a friend’s house. […]
Wake Up Owl, Surprised KittEhh, and Status Jokes
Make em’ laugh, share these… Facebook Status Jokes: If a guy said he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Just being alive gets expensive. The problem with this generation boils down to: Their cartoons suck. My tolerance for idiots gets weaker by the day. Pull […]
Broom Kid, Redheaded Doggie, & Really Funny Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Really Funny Facebook Statuses: Kim & Kanye naming their baby North West is like Alicia Keys naming her baby, Car Keys. The weather is so nice I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run. Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he […]
Rihanna Soldier, Generation Gap, and Status Book
Step your status game up, share these… Facebook Status Book: Apparently my awesomitude outshines my kickassedness. I can’t believe that all these “single ladies in my area” want to meet me, must be due to all the “free Ipads” I’ve been winning. That awkward moment when you’re at your friend’s house and he is getting […]
Basketball Music, NO KittEh! & Status Board
Score more likes, share these… Status Board: DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING I’m not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your ass is wrapped around a tree. Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They’re probably the reason. I’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads […]