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- Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
- Even atheists make bargains with God when the toilet water threatens to overflow at a friend’s house.
- “I wanna kiss you so bad right now.” “what?” “Damn autocorrect, I meant hey”
- Boobs make me forget about all the bad things in the world.
- I love sleeping. Mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake.
- Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
- Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
- I think I’m allergic to mornings.
- It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
- What doesn’t kill you, seriously disappoints me.
- Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
- Sleeping is so hard when you can’t stop thinking.
- I’m not an alcoholic. I’m soberphobic.
- “I’m going to tell your mom” -scariest sentence ever as kid.
- I love friends who can do stupid things together with me.
- Whenever I am out somewhere there is a 99% chance I am thinking about going home and sleeping.
- (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
- “Ok, ok, yes, uh huh, ok, alright.” -Me, talking to my mom.
- Kanye West naming his baby North can only be topped if Drake Bell names his child Taco.
- Gay marriage is legal in 6 states having sex with a horse is legal in 23 good going folks.
Baby Panda’s Sneaking a Snooze:
Perhaps the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!
Super Smart Bear:
Whoa, who knew that bears were capable of that? Does that make me any less scared of them? Heck, no!