Get more likes, share these… Random Facebook Status Updates: If someone has something bad to say about you, it’s probably because they have nothing good to say about themselves. The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem. Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I […]
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Cutest Frog, CowFriends, and Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share these…. Hilarious Status Updates: LIKE if you don’t use twist ties to close a bag of bread…you just spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent.” Remember […]
Doggie DJ, Optical Illusion, and Funny Statuses
Careful, don’t read these while you’re sipping a drink… Funny Statuses Facebook: Never chase someone. Chase your dreams then they will follow. People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people. Not to get technical… but according […]
Cute Little One, Netflix, & Silly Statuses
Happy Monday, get more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. _______/___________o/__ #SharkWeek A boy seeks revenge…A man moves on while Karma does the dirty work. It’s cute that they sell family-sized Oreo boxes thinking that people are going to share them with their family. Don’t […]
Bubble Wrap Bike, Best Friends, and Top 20 Status Updates
This weekend on Facebook… 20 Best Status Updates Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating. A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games. 7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter. Life is short, live it. […]
Candy Crush, Bad Grandpa, and Hilarious Status Updates
Get More Likes, Post These… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Ever want to click on someone’s Facebook status and fix all the spelling and grammatical errors for them? Apparently “finders keepers” does not include expensive cars in parking lots. Whenever a man asks me what kind of books I like, I tell him checkbooks. Acquaintance: a […]