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Random Facebook Status Updates:
- If someone has something bad to say about you, it’s probably because they have nothing good to say about themselves.
- The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
- Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.
- I love it when I catch you looking at me, then you smile and look away.
- Happy people listen to the music, sad people listen to the lyrics.
- Girls need to start looking for guys who have goals, ambitions, and an education. ‘Cuz 10yrs from now, swag isn’t going to pay the bills.
- So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
- A person who is nice to you but is not nice to the waiter is not a nice person.
- Is it just me or does the word “retweet” bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
- No matter how loud you crank the bass, it’s still a minivan.
- My phone just autocorrected “I’m good” to “I’m hood.” Yes, phone that is also correct.
- The uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship.
- Here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store.
- Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product.
- Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you’re bound to get burned.
- I was reading a book on antigravity, but put it down because it was boring.
- I can never find a pen that works because I always throw the pens that don’t back back in the drawer.
- Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
- New Mexico: it’s not new, and it’s not Mexico.
- Writing. Like. This. Doesnt. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
This Cat Thinks It’s a Penguin…
Silly KittEhhh thinking it’s a Penguin 😛
Big Bad Dog Wants a Kitty…
Dawwww I think we can all sympathize with that cute dog and his longing for a kitty!