Cat Penguin, Dog Wants a Kitty, and Random Status Updates

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Random Facebook Status Updates:

  1. If someone has something bad to say about you, it’s probably because they have nothing good to say about themselves.
  2. The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
  3. Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.
  4. I love it when I catch you looking at me, then you smile and look away.
  5. Happy people listen to the music, sad people listen to the lyrics.
  6. Girls need to start looking for guys who have goals, ambitions, and an education. ‘Cuz 10yrs from now, swag isn’t going to pay the bills.
  7. So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
  8. A person who is nice to you but is not nice to the waiter is not a nice person.
  9. Is it just me or does the word “retweet” bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
  10. No matter how loud you crank the bass, it’s still a minivan.
  11. My phone just autocorrected “I’m good” to “I’m hood.” Yes, phone that is also correct.
  12. The uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship.
  13. Here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store.
  14. Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product.
  15. Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you’re bound to get burned.
  16. I was reading a book on antigravity, but put it down because it was boring.
  17. I can never find a pen that works because I always throw the pens that don’t back back in the drawer.
  18. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
  19. New Mexico: it’s not new, and it’s not Mexico.
  20. Writing. Like. This. Doesnt. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.

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This Cat Thinks It’s a Penguin…

penguin cat

Silly KittEhhh thinking it’s a Penguin 😛

Big Bad Dog Wants a Kitty…

Dawwww I think we can all sympathize with that cute dog and his longing for a kitty!

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