Make your weekend last longer, share these… Status Updates to Post on the Weekend: An awkward morning beats a boring night. I need a sleep button on my body, so I can sleep whenever I want to. My life: Wake up, survive, sleep. Don’t be the girl who needs a man. Be the girl a […]
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Super Fun 5K, Dog Walking Dog, and Status Updates about Life
Step your status game up, share these… Status Updates about Life: If it can’t be fixed with duct tape…then you aren’t using enough duct tape. Don’t trust people who avoid the sun. They’re shady. People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Twix […]
Apprehensive Kitty, Robot Backflip, and EPIC Status Posts!
Score easy likes, share these… Epic Status Posts: Things that make me happy: – You. – Lazy weekends. – Certain People. – Food. – Music. – Cute texts. – Concert tickets. – Summer. – You. Still no cooler feeling than catching a tossed pair of keys with one hand. 70% of Facebook users have a […]
Dog Vs. Blower, 99 Orders, and Witty Statuses
Step your status game up, share these… Witty Status Updates: My voice sounds great when I’m singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus. Home is where you can connect to the Wi-Fi automatically. I need a extra-large fridge for my food. That awkward […]
Adorable KittEhh, Kick Flip Dog, and Status Quo
Score more likes, share these… Facebook Status Quo & Mo: Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet? Instead of divorce, how about a marriage license you have to renew every year. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. I’m […]
Cat Plays w/Dolphin, End of Summer, and Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share these… Status Updates for the Weekend You can’t live a positive life with a negative mind. My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat. Admit it, you’re afraid to text him/her first sometimes because you feel like you’re annoying them. When […]