Cat Plays w/Dolphin, End of Summer, and Weekend Status Updates

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Status Updates for the Weekend

  1. You can’t live a positive life with a negative mind.
  2. My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
  3. Admit it, you’re afraid to text him/her first sometimes because you feel like you’re annoying them.
  4. When life knocks you down… Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, “You hit like a b*tch.”
  5. Making someone smile is probably one of the best feeling.
  6. If you think about it, a Kangaroo is just a T-Rex Deer.
  7. I swear summer lasted like 37 seconds.
  8. Constantly losing socks in the laundry but finding change. So logically there has to be a sock fairy.
  9. When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
  10. okay = everything’s cool.
    okay? = you make no sense.
    okay… = you’re creepy.
    okayy = i don’t care.
    Okay. = i’m so pissed off.
  11. I don’t know how to wish my friend luck for his upcoming leg breaking competition.
  12. Microsoft Excel has got to be the worlds worst video game.
  13. I ain’t broke. But I’m badly bent.
  14. I like my orange juice with “some pulp” and “some more vodka.”
  15. Finally accepted you can’t really dig a hole to China.
  16. I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
  17. Does anybody else feel the intense awkwardness when a woman doesn’t choose the iron in a game of Monopoly?
  18. Facebook needs to add a maybe button for friend requests, some people deserve to wait for a decision to be made.
  19. Dogs may have an incredible sense of smell, but they have a terrible sense of whether that smell is good or bad.
  20. Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Funny Status iOS

Enjoy the End of Summer…

ice cream pig

Impossible not to smile at that little fella 😉

Cat Plays With Dolphin…

That Cat has no fear whatsoever.

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