Make your weekend last, share these…
Status Updates for the Weekend
- You can’t live a positive life with a negative mind.
- My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
- Admit it, you’re afraid to text him/her first sometimes because you feel like you’re annoying them.
- When life knocks you down… Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, “You hit like a b*tch.”
- Making someone smile is probably one of the best feeling.
- If you think about it, a Kangaroo is just a T-Rex Deer.
- I swear summer lasted like 37 seconds.
- Constantly losing socks in the laundry but finding change. So logically there has to be a sock fairy.
- When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
- okay = everything’s cool.
okay? = you make no sense.
okay… = you’re creepy.
okayy = i don’t care.
Okay. = i’m so pissed off.
- I don’t know how to wish my friend luck for his upcoming leg breaking competition.
- Microsoft Excel has got to be the worlds worst video game.
- I ain’t broke. But I’m badly bent.
- I like my orange juice with “some pulp” and “some more vodka.”
- Finally accepted you can’t really dig a hole to China.
- I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
- Does anybody else feel the intense awkwardness when a woman doesn’t choose the iron in a game of Monopoly?
- Facebook needs to add a maybe button for friend requests, some people deserve to wait for a decision to be made.
- Dogs may have an incredible sense of smell, but they have a terrible sense of whether that smell is good or bad.
- Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday.
Enjoy the End of Summer…
Impossible not to smile at that little fella 😉
Cat Plays With Dolphin…
That Cat has no fear whatsoever.