Overly Excited Bird, Crazy Baby Face, and Weekend Statuses

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Status Updates to Post on the Weekend:

  1. An awkward morning beats a boring night.
  2. I need a sleep button on my body, so I can sleep whenever I want to.
  3. My life: Wake up, survive, sleep.
  4. Don’t be the girl who needs a man. Be the girl a man needs.
  5. When I was kid, my social network was called “outside”.
  6. 3 things I will never understand: 1. The meaning of life. 2. The universe. 3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
  7. I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
  8. I always bring my phone with me into the grocery store because I’m expecting a very important fake call if I see someone who knows me.
  9. Bored? Update your Facebook to “in a relationship” with someone you’ve never met just to see if they’ll confirm.
  10. Nothing’s more satisfying than when “the one that got away” turns into “whew, dodged that bullet.”
  11. When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
  12. Arguing with an idiot is one of the most frustrating things ever.
  13. Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. LIKE if you did.
  14. Why does the person who snores always fall asleep first?
  15. I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
  16. Sarcasm is the best answer to a stupid question.
  17. When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
  18. I see subway employees are still having their “how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich” contest.
  19. Me: I’m happy right now. Life: lol one sec
  20. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

The Crazy Baby Face

baby face

A little craft paper goes a long way. (via imgur)

Overly Excited Bird:

What else can we say… bird loves his ball. He’s the opposite of an angry bird.

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