Make your weekend last longer, share these…
Status Updates to Post on the Weekend:
- An awkward morning beats a boring night.
- I need a sleep button on my body, so I can sleep whenever I want to.
- My life: Wake up, survive, sleep.
- Don’t be the girl who needs a man. Be the girl a man needs.
- When I was kid, my social network was called “outside”.
- 3 things I will never understand: 1. The meaning of life. 2. The universe. 3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
- I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
- I always bring my phone with me into the grocery store because I’m expecting a very important fake call if I see someone who knows me.
- Bored? Update your Facebook to “in a relationship” with someone you’ve never met just to see if they’ll confirm.
- Nothing’s more satisfying than when “the one that got away” turns into “whew, dodged that bullet.”
- When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
- Arguing with an idiot is one of the most frustrating things ever.
- Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. LIKE if you did.
- Why does the person who snores always fall asleep first?
- I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
- Sarcasm is the best answer to a stupid question.
- When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
- I see subway employees are still having their “how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich” contest.
- Me: I’m happy right now. Life: lol one sec
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
The Crazy Baby Face
A little craft paper goes a long way. (via imgur)
Overly Excited Bird:
What else can we say… bird loves his ball. He’s the opposite of an angry bird.