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Facebook Status Quo & Mo:
- Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
- Instead of divorce, how about a marriage license you have to renew every year.
- The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
- I’m glad people can’t see how I have them saved in my phone. Contact names like, “Don’t Answer” and “Douchebag” and “Owes me $100”.
- How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don’t have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off.
- Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
- Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.
- Before the internet, we did things and thought things and ate things and had no way of letting strangers know what they were. It was brutal.
- Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
- OK look, if I meet you for a date and you don’t look anything like your pic, then you’re buying drinks for me until you do.
- Cops don’t like it when they tell you to put your hands up in the air then you wave them like you just don’t care.
- I don’t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.
- Talk is cheap. Unless you’re James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman.
- If you ever feel bad about yourself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper.
- Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
- Do you ever just sit there and think “why am I not rich”?
- If you fall, I will be there. -Floor
- You’re single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH me too.
- What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
- Some rain, just in case your timeline is dry｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ ｀ 、ヽ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ
KittEhhh is Adorbs…
Can’t tell if mini kitty or toy.
Dog Does a Kick-Flip on a Skateboard…
Wow, so there’s a dog that can skateboard better than me. And, the sad part is he’s probably not the only one.