Adorable KittEhh, Kick Flip Dog, and Status Quo

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Facebook Status Quo & Mo:

  1. Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
  2. Instead of divorce, how about a marriage license you have to renew every year.
  3. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
  4. I’m glad people can’t see how I have them saved in my phone. Contact names like, “Don’t Answer” and “Douchebag” and “Owes me $100”.
  5. How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don’t have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off.
  6. Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
  7. Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.
  8. Before the internet, we did things and thought things and ate things and had no way of letting strangers know what they were. It was brutal.
  9. Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
  10. OK look, if I meet you for a date and you don’t look anything like your pic, then you’re buying drinks for me until you do.
  11. Cops don’t like it when they tell you to put your hands up in the air then you wave them like you just don’t care.
  12. I don’t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.
  13. Talk is cheap. Unless you’re James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman.
  14. If you ever feel bad about yourself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper.
  15. Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
  16. Do you ever just sit there and think “why am I not rich”?
  17. If you fall, I will be there. -Floor
  18. You’re single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH me too.
  19. What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
  20. Some rain, just in case your timeline is dry``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ `、ヽ``、ヽ ` 、ヽ`ヽ `、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ `、ヽ``、ヽ

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KittEhhh is Adorbs…

Adorable Kitty

Can’t tell if mini kitty or toy.

Dog Does a Kick-Flip on a Skateboard…

Wow, so there’s a dog that can skateboard better than me. And, the sad part is he’s probably not the only one.

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