Score more likes, share these… 20 Comical Facebook Statuses: If the government shutdown affected alcohol or internet porn they’d have this fixed by tomorrow morning. A bed designed like a toaster: it just launches your unwilling body out when the alarm goes. Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already […]
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Urban Kayaking, KittEh Farts, and Hilarious Statuses
Make your weekend last, share these… Top 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: We should throw a politician in jail every day for the next 10 years. Even if we don’t know why, they do. At the urinal, please keep your eyes forward and your conversations limited to weather, sports or beer. I’m only a morning person […]
iPhone 5S + 5C Blended, Big Hug, and Priceless Statuses
Easy likes, share these… 20 Priceless Facebook Statuses: The two major causes of depression are: a) having a job, and b) not having a job. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life…if I die next Tuesday. Puzzle said 2-4 years… only took me 1! My Dog > Most People. […]
Kid Dunks It, Government Shut Down, & 20 Joking Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Top Twenty “Just Joking” Facebook Status Updates: Throughout the shutdown if you need someone to ignore your basic needs while taking a sizable percentage of your earnings, I’m here for you. Coffee – because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning. Those who can’t laugh at themselves […]
Baby Shower, Fireman Saves Kitten, and Laugh Riot Status Posts
Stop crushing candy and share these… Twenty Laugh Riot Facebook Status Posts That awkward moment when I put on my earphone and forgot to press the play button for like 5 minutes. I decided that I no longer want to be an adult…if you need me, I’ll be in my blanket fort. One of my […]
Pencil Trick, Brilliant Mercedes Ad, & Creative Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 20 Creative Facebook Status Updates: How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago… Your parents brought you up! Don’t bring them down. People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life. Roses are red, I’m going to bed. Sometimes you never know […]