Pencil Trick, Brilliant Mercedes Ad, & Creative Statuses

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20 Creative Facebook Status Updates:

  1. How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago…
  2. Your parents brought you up! Don’t bring them down.
  3. People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
  4. Roses are red, I’m going to bed.
  5. Sometimes you never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory, that you wish you could experience again.
  6. Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe of life.
  7. That awkward moment when you can’t read your own handwriting.
  8. Just because today is a terrible day, doesn’t mean tomorrow won’t be the best day of your life.
  9. Every-time I see the word “explain” on a test, a little part of me dies.
  10. My relationship with my siblings is either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “don’t even breathe in my direction” there’s no in-between.
  11. Reading resumes & at the bottom, guy puts: Winner Fantasy Football League 4 of 5 seasons 2008-20013.” Can you say HIRED?
  12. Go to Google maps, bring up directions from Washington D.C. to Japan and look at instruction number 48.
  13. It’s too early to be this early.
  14. If your life depended upon me accepting your invitation to play Candy Crush please know that I would give serious thought to the kind of flower arrangement I would send to the funeral home.
  15. Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says “trust me, you don’t want to know.”
  16. What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
  17. I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
  18. I’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that I can’t escape is one of them.
  19. That awkward moment when you save a seat for someone and then they don’t sit there.
  20. Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

That Pencil Trick:

LOL I think we’ve all done at one point in our lives 😛

Brilliant Mercedes Benz Advertisement:

Well done, Mercedes! Smart & Creative – just like your automobiles!

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