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20 Creative Facebook Status Updates:
- How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago…
- Your parents brought you up! Don’t bring them down.
- People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
- Roses are red, I’m going to bed.
- Sometimes you never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory, that you wish you could experience again.
- Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe of life.
- That awkward moment when you can’t read your own handwriting.
- Just because today is a terrible day, doesn’t mean tomorrow won’t be the best day of your life.
- Every-time I see the word “explain” on a test, a little part of me dies.
- My relationship with my siblings is either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “don’t even breathe in my direction” there’s no in-between.
- Reading resumes & at the bottom, guy puts: Winner Fantasy Football League 4 of 5 seasons 2008-20013.” Can you say HIRED?
- Go to Google maps, bring up directions from Washington D.C. to Japan and look at instruction number 48.
- It’s too early to be this early.
- If your life depended upon me accepting your invitation to play Candy Crush please know that I would give serious thought to the kind of flower arrangement I would send to the funeral home.
- Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says “trust me, you don’t want to know.”
- What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
- I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
- I’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that I can’t escape is one of them.
- That awkward moment when you save a seat for someone and then they don’t sit there.
- Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
That Pencil Trick:
LOL I think we’ve all done at one point in our lives 😛
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