Get over hump day, share one of these… 20 Fantastic Status Updates: It’s easier to stay awake till 6 AM, than to wake-up at 6AM. Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices…you’re one of them. Has anyone actually got Salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my […]
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Anxiety, Howling Puppy, & 20 Creative Status Updates
Score more likes, share one of these.. 20 Creative Facebook Status Updates: Caffeine and sarcasm are my fuel. I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for 5 minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time. The amount of public bathroom stall graffiti has drastically declined since the widespread use […]
Good Music, Cat High Fives, & 20 Ridiculous Status Updates
Make Monday fun, share one of these.. 20 Ridiculous Status Updates: You never really appreciate an unblocked nose until you have a blocked nose. On the bright side, selfie sticks are also lightning rods. I’m really over this working for a living shit. Some of us are still “it” from a childhood game of tag. […]
Aggressive Kitty Hugs, The Struggle, & 20 Sensible Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer… 20 Sensible Status Updates: Sorry, I can’t delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one. I’m in a rush to go home and do absolutely nothing. I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends […]
Singing Cat, Blinky Thing, & 20 Clever Status Updates
Score more likes, share one of these.. 20 Clever Status Updates: I don’t always talk on the phone. But when I do, I walk around like an idiot and touch everything in sight. My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills. Couples who communicate over social media make me happy to be single. Women overthink […]
My Closet, Gopher Problems, & Top 20 Status Updates
From this week on Facebook.. Top 20 Status Updates: