Get over hump day, share one of these…
20 Fantastic Status Updates:
- It’s easier to stay awake till 6 AM, than to wake-up at 6AM.
- Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices…you’re one of them.
- Has anyone actually got Salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
- I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or living life to the fullest.
- Quick shout out to everyone who is doing worse than me. Thanks for the confidence boost.
- “Lazy” is a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
- I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to “mcnugget” a chicken?
- No headphones = you can talk to me.
1 headphone = you talk to me if you like.
2 headphones = you can talk to me, but I’m not listening.
- Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
- Who needs drugs when mac ‘n’ cheese exists?
- Date someone who you can be weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
- Every time somebody ask me what is my favorite movie or my favorite song, suddenly, I forget every song or movie Ive seen in my f*cking life.
- I have no motivation to do anything anymore. I wish I could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months.
- I never ever delete messages… just in case someone decides to start acting different like you weren’t saying that May 14, 2013 at 1:22 PM.
- Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
- Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan?
- Smart is sexy.
- Education is important but happy hour is importanter.
- 75% of couples stay together because they don’t want to have to go to the gym.
- The Send All function should require another person to key in a code like you would for a nuclear launch.
Sad But True..
Looking at you history majors :(. Sorry in advance.
Old Man Mask + MJ Dancing = Scary Prank
I don’t blame them, I’d freak too.
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