Make your weekend last longer, share these… Super Funny Statuses: Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison. We’ve all got a crush we now regret. I mentally murder people I don’t like. Don’t judge a book by its cover. My math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. However, I did […]
Facebook Status Updates
Smiley Dog, Michael Jackson Impersonation, and Rad Status Updates
Make your friends smile, share these… Rad Statuses: My brain has too many tabs open. I like you because you join in on my weirdness. Ugly Christmas Sweaters need love too. It’s the holidays! Embrace your inner alcoholic fat ass! If i didn’t drink, how would my friends know I loved them at 2AM? I’m […]
Musical KittEh, Sandwiches, and Best Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 of the Best Facebook Status Posts: The difference between “like” “love” and “in love” is the same as the difference between “for now” “for a while” and “forever” Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa. Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas […]
Cat Jump Fail, Upside down Snowman, and Happy Statuses
Make your friends day, share these… Happy Facebook Status Updates: Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing. The best moments in life are simple… you know like when you sit down and get comfy […]
You Shall Not Pass, Horses Secret Plan, and HAHA Status Updates
Score mo’ likes, share these… Facebook Status Updates that make you go HAAHHAHAHA: When one door closes another one opens. Or you could jut re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work. That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation. Next time you see someone you don’t like, begin conversation […]
Favorite Parent, Netflix Addiction, and Party Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Party Time Status Updates: Oh, your in a relationship now? No more ‘LIKES’ for you! Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive for Christmas… I woke up in a box. If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don’t respond with Batman […]