Cat Jump Fail, Upside down Snowman, and Happy Statuses

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Happy Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
  2. The best moments in life are simple… you know like when you sit down and get comfy and the remote is magically next to you.
  3. The guy who invented the backseat-windows-can-only-roll-down-halfway feature really overlooked the fact that no one would want that feature.
  4. I’m not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I’m texting.
  5. A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you’re going to get screwed.
  6. Dude, if you’re driving a $300,000 Rolls Royce, you don’t need a vanity plate. We get it already.
  7. A watched pot never boils. But an unwatched pot boils dry and burns. Is there a happy medium?
  8. The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
  9. The heart is the center of the body but beats on the left. Maybe that’s the reason the heart is not always right.
  10. If you’re going to walk a mile in my shoes… Can you pick me up some beer on your way back?
  11. Making a new website “WorksTube” it’s just like Youtube but, it actually works. Who’s with me?
  12. I’m giving you my opinion, not telling you you’re wrong.
  13. Yelling something inappropriate when your friend is on the phone with their parents.
  14. I hate the phrase “kids will be kids” I think it should be replaced with “Bad Parenting results in little jerks”
  15. All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
  16. Annoyed is just anger for whimps.
  17. This whole grown up thing was fun, but I’m ready to go back now.
  18. If I ever get a llama, I’m totally naming it Dalai.
  19. You know how schools collect soup labels and stuff to raise money? They should put that on beer cans. Millions would be raised.
  20. If one night a big fat man jumps in your window grabs you and puts you in a sack… don’t worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas 😉

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Cat Jump Fail

ROFL! That was hilarious 🙂 Glad the little guy isn’t hurt, but ya, that was hilarious! Share if you enjoyed.

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