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20 of the Best Facebook Status Posts:
- The difference between “like” “love” and “in love” is the same as the difference between “for now” “for a while” and “forever”
- Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
- Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone’s front porch.
- It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
- Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008.
- When I’m quiet:
2) don’t have anything to talk about
5) falling apart
6) all of the above
- Sobriety and I have agreed to see other people today.
- Sometimes it’s better to keep using the wrong key until you find the right lock.
- Based on my current rate of income, I estimate a comfortable retirement about 200 years after my death.
- See, this is why I never like too wake up, it means doing things.
- Inside a chalk body outline is probably the safest place to stand because what are the chances of two people dying in the exact same spot?
- Don’t even think I wont judge you by how you unfoil your burrito, because I will.
- Never trust anyone who says “Im not supposed to tell anyone but”
- Kids, you don’t have to be the leader. Just make sure the leader likes you.
- Don’t you just love when people ask for your opinion and when you tell them what you think they argue with you about it.
- I’m late for a disappointment.
- Screw that “love is all you need” shit. I need SHOES.
- You pay money at a theme park to stand still in line for the opportunity to sit down in motion.
- Why do tribal women’s boobs not get blurred out but everyone else’s do? Judging by quality, I think it should be the other way around.
- The lack of a secret handshake makes me question the strength of our friendship.
Cat Thinks Peas are Making Music:
Silly KittEh 😉 Peas don’t make music! Share if you thought that was cute!