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Facebook Status Updates that make you go HAAHHAHAHA:
- When one door closes another one opens. Or you could jut re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work.
- That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation.
- Next time you see someone you don’t like, begin conversation with “I see the assassins have failed.”
- Thank God I still have a few days to achieve my goal of “going to the gym in 2013.”
- One of the advantages of being a man is that chocolate doesn’t control you. Disadvantage: Sex does. Relevant: Chocolate is easier to get.
- Dear bald guy with the two hair strand comb over: stop it!
- They should start selling Photoshop CD’s at cosmetic shops.
- I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn’t even eat them?
- Sleeping is so difficult when you have a world awake in your phone.
- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it before
- OK, I’m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9…
- Can’t sleep at night, can’t get up in the morning.
- Well it’s time to go from sitting on my office chair, to sitting in traffic, to sitting on my couch. I’m very skilled at sitting.
- *me after a haircut*
me: i love it!
me: it’s different
me: it’s not that bad
me: OMG WHY!
me: WHERE IS MY HAIR??
me: THEY CUT OFF TOO MUCH!
- That moment when you have so many things to do and decided to take a nap instead.
- Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26
so if you’re single its ok maybe he’s just not born yet.
- Admit it….. You’ve Googled yourself.
- I don’t trust people who like me the second we meet. I’m an acquired taste.
- I don’t think you’re a waste of space. I just think your space could be better occupied by air.
- Getting stuff out of my refrigerator is like playing Jenga.
Horses Secret Plan becomes known…
You Shall Not Pass IRL:
ROFL! That was hilarious 😛 hopefully it was staged but, ya that was pretty epic.