Score more likes, share these… 20 Platinum Facebook Status Posts: We all have that friend that couldn’t show up on time to save their life. Me asking if you want anything from Starbucks is my way of telling you I am going to be very, very late. My work here is dumb. I went to […]
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Whale Repeater, Duct Tape Car, and Ridiculous Statuses
Stay warm, share these… 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses: My room is either the temperature of antarctica or the gates of hell. It’s too bad you can’t wear that filter in real life. The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA. I’ve been saving up my tickets for 27 years sir, and I […]
Good Women, Batman Jammies, & Best Statuses.
Make your weekend last longer, share these… This Week’s Best Facebook Statuses: How can I act normal when you can’t even define it? Fun Fact: Over 97.8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days. A car with a car rack looked […]
RIP Uncle Phil, Good Boy, & Humorous Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 20 Humorous Facebook Statuses: My New Year’s resolution is to climb Mount Everest, learn 7 new languages, and stop lying. True friends laugh at you when you fall but give you a hand afterward… but, then sometimes they might take the hand away just before you grab it and laugh […]
T-Rex Illusion, Nutritious Joker, & Hilarious Statuses!
Welcome to 2014, make your friends laugh into the new year with these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Seems like 2013 was just yesterday. Did you break your resolution already? If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick. Immature: A word boring people use to […]
New Years Eve Status Updates 2014
Happy New Years! Here’s to 2014 🙂 New Years Eve Status Updates: Here is your New Years Resolution. All of that stupid shit you did last year? Don’t do that crap this year. Done. You’re welcome. I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99. I still think 1990 was 10 years […]