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20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses:
- My room is either the temperature of antarctica or the gates of hell.
- It’s too bad you can’t wear that filter in real life.
- The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
- I’ve been saving up my tickets for 27 years sir, and I would like to purchase this very chuck e cheese.
- My sarcasm will be the end of me.
- A true friend is one who sees all the good & the bad deep within you, yet stands by you as they reach out their arms to hold you regardless.
- Walmart needs observation decks.
- Tip to get out of jury duty: Begin every answer with “According to the prophecy.”
- Next time you are sad remember you can make a cheeseburger with donuts as the bun. Still sad? Add Sprinkles.
- I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
- We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days. It’s almost like he’s given us up, and let us down.
- If you go to dinner alone always ask for a table for two. Look sad as you eat and you will almost always get a free dessert.
- Damn it! A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day.
- I’m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again….
- You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
- No, I don’t want to “Like” your business on Facebook. I barely “Like” you.
- Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.
- My grocery cart right now says ” I’m getting drunk and doing laundry tonight!” And also. “I like fruit.”
- “I’m sorry, am I boring you?”
“Yes you are, I appreciate your apology.”
Duct Tape Paint Job:
Wow, that’s pretty much a perfect duct tape job. Wonder what else he’s duct taped???
Must See Whale Mimics Boat Noise…
Whales are so incredibly smart. That was awesome 🙂 If you enjoyed that video, please share!