New Years Eve Status Updates 2014

Happy New Years! Here’s to 2014 🙂

New Years Eve Status Updates:

  1. Here is your New Years Resolution. All of that stupid shit you did last year? Don’t do that crap this year. Done. You’re welcome.
  2. I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99.
  3. I still think 1990 was 10 years ago.
  4. 20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
  5. 10 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom? Well, your mom had the hottest profile pic…so I had to friend request that.”
  6. In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds & think we fried people as punishments.
  7. 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
  8. My New Years resolution is always don’t die. So far so good.
  9. What did 2013 teach YOU?
  10. The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
  11. Don’t bring your 2013 issues into 2014.
    Have a new mind set to do new things for the new year.
  12. New year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with peace, happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless us through out the new year.
  13. Wishing you a fabulous 2014 with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
  14. Don’t wait for a new year to change your perspective. Get up and be proactive today!
  15. Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one. That rewards all your future endeavors with success.
  16. We will open the book. Its pages are blank.
    We are going to put words on them ourselves.
    The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.
  17. May this new year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
  18. Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success. Happy New Year.
  19. The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
  20. New years- the only day where its socially acceptable to drink this early.

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London Fireworks Display NYE 2013


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