Bits of humor to make your day better, share these… 20 Ace Status Posts: After searching Justin Bieber’s house, police say his only crime is calling what he does music. I want rich people problems. Like where to land my private jet. You only know everything if you ask the right questions. I’m sorry, your […]
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Home Early, Jump Around, and Heee-larious Statuses
Make someone laugh, share these… Heee-larious Statuses: All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask! Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word. If you mix Taco Bell hot sauce into your ramen, it tastes exactly like poverty. […]
Best Football Commercial, Bed Photo, and SILLY Status Updates!
Score more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses: If I don’t want to participate in Mondays, I shouldn’t have to. Every morning I look forward to coming home and sleeping. There are so many scams on the Internet now-a-days. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them. I’m not judgmental, so […]
Polar Bears 1st Steps, Waldo Friends, and Best Status Updates.
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Best (Most Liked) Status Updates from this week: Every day after lunch I get a little sad because the food is over. PT Cruisers: The Nickelback of cars. Midnight snack? More like Midnight 3 Course Meal…with dessert. Sometimes you have to forget what’s gone, appreciate what […]
3D Printed Spider, Slide Stairs, & Fantastic Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Fantastic Facebook Statuses: Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right? Do you ever look at your life and think “What has the internet done to me?” I already know this is going to be a disaster. I pregret this. Ke$ha: weak music choice, strong password choice. Apparently, the average […]
Defective Dog Siren, Before/After, and Good Statuses
Pick something that fits your situation, share these… 20 Really Good Facebook Statuses: Cops love donuts…. just not when you do them on a four lane highway. What wine goes with Rice Krispies? If you’re not a dog person, I’m not a you person. Okay. If we get caught, pretend we don’t speak English! I […]