3D Printed Spider, Slide Stairs, & Fantastic Status Posts

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Fantastic Facebook Statuses:

1. Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
2. Do you ever look at your life and think “What has the internet done to me?”
3. I already know this is going to be a disaster. I pregret this.
4. Ke$ha: weak music choice, strong password choice.
5. Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours.
6. Men, remember to re-stock the spiders this weekend so she remembers why she keeps you around.
7. I’d go to the gym but I’m still tinkering with the ultimate workout playlist I started three years ago.
8. So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
9. I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me.
10. Could you imagine if Alex Trebek had a twin? DOUBLE JEOPARDY.
11. It’s not a nap unless your face wakes up in a puddle of your own drool.
12. Wanted: rocket scientist to untangle these headphones.   (PS: Visit Zipbuds.com for the rocket scientists invention.)
13. How much whiskey goes into cookies? I’m new to this whole baking thing.
14. The best thing about Twitter & Instagram is that every girl finally gets to be a princess, or a _princess, or even a prin_cess.
15. I will never forget the day when she said yes to me because that was the last time we agreed on anything.
16. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
17. People who complain about the weather are usually harder to deal with than the weather itself.
18. Give yourself a chance to be happy. It might be easier than you think.
19. Life is a journey, with problems to solve, lessons to learn, but most of all, experiences to enjoy.
20. *Sends risky text* 15 seconds later no reply. “Oh God what have I done!”

Yesterdays Status Updates…

I could only dream…

One day, God Willing, Slide Stairs will be available everywhere.

You won’t believe what this 3D Printed Spider does…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2TUIEXJig[/youtube]

If you guessed Rumba, you’re right. That was one amazing dance by a creepy 3D Printed Spider. What will Youtube bring us next???