Share a smile, post one of these… 20 Epic Facebook Status Updates: I just need, like, 5 more hours of sleep. Roughly 40% of my childhood was spent preparing for the day I would fall into a pit of quicksand. If anxiety burned calories, I’d be a super model. I have to sleep with a […]
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Honey, Dad Tricks, & 20 Classic Facebook Statuses
Make a friend smile, share one of these… 20 Classic Facebook Statuses: If you can’t remember which of your 7 pockets you put your phone in perhaps a long, annoying, never ending ringtone isn’t for you. Nothing cures insomnia quite like realizing it’s time to get up. If she posts 7 new selfies a day, […]
Kid Problems, Tailgating, & 20 Excellent Status Updates
Make someones day, share one of these.. 20 Excellent Facebook Status Updates: Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport. Mr. Peanut is an aristocrat who sells dead and dry-roasted members of his own species. I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole […]
Lazy People, News Bloopers, and 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses
Make Monday funny, share one of these.. 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses: I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. My phone just fell tripped and fell down, but it’s ok, it was in my pocket. It’s called summer “break” because that is what your kids will do to everything in your house until school […]
Airport Musical, Getting Old, & 20 Best Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. 20 Best Weekend Statuses: Are you staying because you’re truly happy or because you’re extremely comfortable? I wonder if I’m anyone’s crush… Lol nah. When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, “Oh my God, I love this song!”, you can be certain that song sucks. Someone should […]
Giant Monster, Animal Instinct, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Make someones day, share one of these.. 20 Great Facebook Statuses: Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy Googles “how to read a book.” I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille. China has a billion people in it. One-in-a-million things happen one thousand times a […]