Make Monday funny, share one of these..
20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses:
- I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
- My phone just fell tripped and fell down, but it’s ok, it was in my pocket.
- It’s called summer “break” because that is what your kids will do to everything in your house until school starts back.
- I don’t understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That’s why I’m here.
- How can I be ready for future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning??
- I’d still love you if you wore socks with flip-flops. I’d judge you, but I’d still love you.
- Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life’s decisions.
- When you’ve identified your kryptonite, you have a choice, let it destroy you or stay away from it.
- If I spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, I could probably be at Harvard right now.
- Dry shampoo allows me to be the lazy person I truly am inside.
- If you’re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
- I’m learning what my superpowers are not one injury at a time.
- Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.
- It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
- I’m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn’t really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
- It’s much easier to enjoy the story if you’re not focused on the ending.
- I’m like an iPhone in that I lose energy without doing anything.
- People die when women are “fine.”
- If life is unfair to everyone, doesn’t that make life fair?
- Imagining two Canadians who are locked in a cycle of sending each other thank you cards for 30 years.
With all the facts on the internet these days, I found this one most interesting…
It’s funny because it’s true.
The best news bloopers..
I don’t know what it was about 2013, but the news bloopers were exceptionally funny that year. Feel free to share if you enjoyed these as much we did.
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