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20 Classic Facebook Statuses:
- If you can’t remember which of your 7 pockets you put your phone in perhaps a long, annoying, never ending ringtone isn’t for you.
- Nothing cures insomnia quite like realizing it’s time to get up.
- If she posts 7 new selfies a day, Regardless of how hot she is, Let it go bud. You’ll never give the amount of attention required. Science.
- Most millionaires continue to work very hard despite being worth millions of dollars. There is no way I’d be working, which is why I probably won’t be a millionaire.
- What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
- I don’t have a dirty mind… I have a sexy imagination.
- I wanna be productive, but I also don’t wanna move.
- A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
- Officer: ma’am, are you aware how fast you were going?
“Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…”
Officer: omg add me - Relationship status: Is anybody looking for US citizenship?
- If pigs could fly imagine how good their wings would taste.
- Can’t, I’m chasing waterfalls.
- The streets ain’t made for everybody, that’s why they made sidewalks.
- For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid.
- The fact there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
- If everyday is a gift then today was socks.
- I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder.
- Sometimes when I’m feeling lonely, I head on over to Best Buy and pretend to know nothing about my phone.
- Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it.
- Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
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Never thought of it this way..
I don’t know who that person was, but thank you. Honey is delicious.
Dad Tricks Kid Using Reverse Psychology…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSdsg-yFmJE
No means yes and yes means no. So cute, love it! Share if you enjoyed as much as I did :).
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