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20 Classic Facebook Statuses:
- If you can’t remember which of your 7 pockets you put your phone in perhaps a long, annoying, never ending ringtone isn’t for you.
- Nothing cures insomnia quite like realizing it’s time to get up.
- If she posts 7 new selfies a day, Regardless of how hot she is, Let it go bud. You’ll never give the amount of attention required. Science.
- Most millionaires continue to work very hard despite being worth millions of dollars. There is no way I’d be working, which is why I probably won’t be a millionaire.
- What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
- I don’t have a dirty mind… I have a sexy imagination.
- I wanna be productive, but I also don’t wanna move.
- A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
- Officer: ma’am, are you aware how fast you were going?
“Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…”
Officer: omg add me
- Relationship status: Is anybody looking for US citizenship?
- If pigs could fly imagine how good their wings would taste.
- Can’t, I’m chasing waterfalls.
- The streets ain’t made for everybody, that’s why they made sidewalks.
- For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid.
- The fact there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
- If everyday is a gift then today was socks.
- I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder.
- Sometimes when I’m feeling lonely, I head on over to Best Buy and pretend to know nothing about my phone.
- Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it.
- Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
Never thought of it this way..
I don’t know who that person was, but thank you. Honey is delicious.
Dad Tricks Kid Using Reverse Psychology…
No means yes and yes means no. So cute, love it! Share if you enjoyed as much as I did :).
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