Make your weekend last longer, share one of these..
20 Best Weekend Statuses:
- Are you staying because you’re truly happy or because you’re extremely comfortable?
- I wonder if I’m anyone’s crush… Lol nah.
- When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, “Oh my God, I love this song!”, you can be certain that song sucks.
- Someone should use screen recording software to record an entire day’s worth of working on spreadsheets and post it to YouTube so that I can play it full screen and pretend like I’m working.
- me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAMEL running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
- I’m pretty sure I have atleast one anscestor who would be pretty pissed to find out that helicopters exist and I can’t fly one.
- The “Earth” without “Art” is just “Eh”.
- I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don’t have to go to family functions any more.
- The best way to sum up my political beliefs is that I’m strongly in support of anything my high school classmates rant against on Facebook.
- There are over 7 billion people on planet earth, and I’m just over here trying to avoid every single one of them.
- Snakes are just tails with faces.
- Being with you has made me boring and I like it.
- Life needs more pie.
- Instead of “single” as my status, I prefer “independently owned and operated”.
- If Wayne and Garth were YouTubers they would’ve been massively successful.
- Don’t judge my grocery cart! You have no idea the emotions I’m trying to eat!
- That awkward moment when you don’t know if you throw your food away or they do so you wait until someone else leaves.
- Is “drunk hobo” redundant? Are there sober hobos? Are they called “sobos”? Is this ambien ever going to kick in?
- Climbing a ladder only to slide back down to where you started is a very clever life lesson, well done playground.
- Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair.
When you realize you’re getting older..
Airport Sing Off..
This makes the airport delay not too bad…. not too bad at all! Sent shivers down my spine :). Please share if you enjoyed!
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