Happy Monday, Score More Likes Share These… 20 Awesome Status Updates: Does running late count as exercise? The more photos you have to untag on Monday = The better your weekend was. May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again […]
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Meerkat Laughing, Seems Legit, and Weekend Status Updates
Relax, pick one that fits and share these…. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them. If a girl is really beautiful I end up complimenting her like I’m 5. You’re pretty. I like your hair. Neat shoes. Are you a princess? […]
Goats Playing, Shag Shaming, & Very Clever Status Updates.
Make someones day, share these… Very Clever Status Updates: If you play my workday backwards, it’s actually a nice story about idiots getting less and less annoying. I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me. If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound? “I’m a […]
EPIC Kiss Cam, Snowpocalypse, & Killer Status Posts
Pick, Post, and watch the likes roll in… 20 Killer Facebook Status Posts: I always wrap someone’s fist bump with my high five because paper beats rock. Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen. The slow motion scene where the person walks away from an explosion but it’s me walking away […]
Must Stay Awake, Remote Issues, and Hilarious Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Everyday I’m shoveling. – Winter 2014 Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo. Loofah sponge instructions: 1. Wet before use 2. Use once 3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life. Who is “Taxes” and […]
Crazy Dog Yelp, Underage Driving, and Presidents Day Status Updates.
Enjoy your day off! Share these… Presidents Day Status Updates: Happy Mattress Sale Day! Can’t go to school tomorrow, I have to spend the day thinking about our great presidents. Shout out to George Washington and Abe Lincoln for not only being badass Presidents, but also getting us off from school and work. All those […]