Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Really Funny Statuses: When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of. I wonder if Oscar the Grouch has a hipster cousin somewhere that lives in a recycling bin. […]
Facebook Status Updates
Zombie Prank, Dat Look, and Fascinating Status Updates.
Pick something that fits and go with it… Fascinating Status Updates: I’m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night. The sooner one of you ladies takes ‘one for the team’ and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I […]
Newscaster Fail, Ghost Hunters, and 20 Witty Status Ideas
Make Wednesday count, share these… 20 Witty Status Ideas: I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. So let me get this straight – you had a house designed and built just for you, but you didn’t put in any secret […]
Crazy Sand Art, Panda Diet, and Fetching Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Fetching Facebook Statuses: Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him. My level of lazy is that I don’t think house arrest would be that bad. I noticed you’re not yourself today. I really like it. Does Facebook have […]
Pelican Pimp, Dat Paw, and Clever Status Posts
Make Monday count, share these… Clever Facebook Status Posts: You say you want to bring me back to reality. You’re assuming I’ve been there before. The tv remote fell under the bed so I guess it’s TBS, on an uncomfortably high volume, for the next 5 years. Talking about Star Wars on a first date […]
Stretching Kitten, Goat Chicken, and Top 20 Weekend Status Posts
Make someone smile, pick one of these and share it! Top 20 Weekend Status Posts: That awkward moment when someone’s zipper is open and you don’t know if you should tell them. They’d wonder why you were looking that low. Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is salad. The older I get, the […]