Score more likes, share these… Awesome Facebook Statuses: That awkward moment when you don’t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke. 70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots Designated Driver is just a nicer way of saying, you can […]
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Crazy Car Vent, Expensive Clothing, and 20 Thoughtful Status Updates.
Score more likes this Monday, share these… 20 Thoughtful Status Updates for Facebook: Every day this week is going be the same backwards: 4/12/14 4/13/14 4/14/14 4/15/14 4/16/14 4/17/14 4/18/14 4/19/14 #mindblown I wish I were a koala so I could sleep for 22 hours a day and eat for 2 hours. The best thing […]
Big World, Protesting Puppy, and 20 Clever Statuses
Make the weekend last longer, share these… 20 Clever Status Updates for Facebook: This status is dedicated to whatever you’re ignoring in real life to read it. If you choose to always make it all about you, that’s precisely who you’ll end up with. That awkward moment when your awkwardly standing there while your friend […]
Gym Junk Food, Proposed Facebook Buttons, & Cute Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Cute Statuses for Facebook: I know it’s “cool” to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That’s somebody’s daughter. When people say “life is short”. What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that’s longer? Nothing is more […]
Paul Rudd Sexytime, Pet Signs, and Hilarious Status Posts.
Score more likes, share these… Top 20 Hilarious Status Posts: If you don’t turn up for something you’ll turn down for anything. Did Bruno Mars end up catching that grenade? I haven’t heard from him in awhile….. Million dollar idea: A snooze button that lets you sleep longer the harder you hit it. If you […]
Interweb Senstation, Lonely Pet, and Witty Status Updates
Clever things to say, share these… 20 Witty Facebook Status Updates: The higher pitched my “hey!” the greater the chance I don’t remember who you are. Dignity: Is that thing you lose when you send someone a second text before they’ve answered the first. If you met my friends, you would understand. I work hard […]