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20 Witty Facebook Status Updates:
- The higher pitched my “hey!” the greater the chance I don’t remember who you are.
- Dignity: Is that thing you lose when you send someone a second text before they’ve answered the first.
- If you met my friends, you would understand.
- I work hard so my dog can have a better life.
- PHONE: Has thousands of songs.
ME: Listens to same 5 songs on repeat.
- It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
- I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.
- Work hard, stay positive, and good things will happen.
*downloading failed* KILL ME NOW.
- I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades.
- If you cry loudly enough, your boss will usually let you go home.
- I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
- You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.
- Password must contain at least one capital letter, the meaning of life, 14 of your favorite baby names, the Hamlet plot summary and a hug.
- We’re all addicted to something that takes away the pain.
- Appreciate what you have. Work your ass off for what you want.
- Theirye’re, problem solved.
- If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
- The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
- Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
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