Make Monday suck less, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: When you can’t take a joke, you become one. Business Idea: Minding your own. I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again. Sometimes it’s easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn’t obtain basic food […]
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Snoring Hedgehog, Back to the Future, and Top Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Weekend Status Updates You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge. Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button. ✔ Food ✔ Bed ✔ Music ✔ Facebook/Instagram ✔ Cellphone = Perfect day. Still feel bad for […]
Spaz Cat, Perspective, and 20 Cool Facebook Statuses
Share these, get more likes… 20 Cool Facebook Statuses: One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave. If one door closes & another door opens, you’re probably in prison. I don’t need to flirt, I will […]
You won’t want to miss this ‘3 Year EPIC Selfie’ Video
Make it over hump-day, share these… Clever Status Updates: My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity. Women want someone who can make them laugh…and someone who they feel safe with…so basically, a clown ninja. Nice try “blocked number”, but I don’t even answer the […]
15 Never Miss Status Updates + Blind Dog Plays Fetch (Video)
Score more likes, share these… 15 Never Miss Facebook Statuses: Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are. Mom: Don’t eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot. Me: Fire cannot kill a dragon. Oh, you’re 15 and your boyfriend broke up with you? […]
You have to hear this Cruise Ship play ‘Seven Nation Army’ on it’s Horn.
Enjoy Monday share these… 13 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses: 20 years ago nobody knew what gluten was, now there are only 3 people left in the world that can still eat a bagel. I have abs………..olutely nothing. If he looks unhappy, make him bacon, rub his belly, and break out the rubber toys. Dogs love that shit. […]