Snoring Hedgehog, Back to the Future, and Top Weekend Status Updates

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Top 20 Weekend Status Updates

  1. You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge.
  2. Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  3. ✔ Food ✔ Bed ✔ Music ✔ Facebook/Instagram ✔ Cellphone = Perfect day.
  4. Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman.
  5. “What are you doing? Are you writing down everything I’m saying?! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG?!?!” -anyone dating Taylor Swift
  6. I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, ‘what do you have to tell me?’ he said, ‘I don’t know, never made it this far’
  7. Some people are like Polaroids. You have to shake them violently before they make any sense.
  8. Falling in love when lonely is a lot like shopping when hungry, you end up with a bunch of shit you don’t need.
  9. When I give people a tour of my bedroom, I like to say, “And this is where the magic happens,” followed by a sad, “… magic isn’t real.”
  10. If you think there’s nothing better than sex, you’ve never had a cop turn on his lights behind you and then pull over someone else.
  11. Thinking about waking up early for a run. Mostly thinking about how I will not be doing that.
  12. I don’t believe anyone who says they understand how to play Minesweeper.
  13. People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that’s just my OCD.
  14. At this point, pennies are only useful as a tool for avoiding other pennies.
  15. This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon 😉
  16. The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
  17. Sorry I can’t make it to your party tonight- I have to get up REALLY early tomorrow afternoon.
  18. Thanks to Facebook I feel like we probably need a new word for ‘friend.’
  19. Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate.
  20. It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Ladies & Gentlemen, the Incredible Snoring Hedgehog…

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