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Top 20 Weekend Status Updates
- You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge.
- Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
- ✔ Food ✔ Bed ✔ Music ✔ Facebook/Instagram ✔ Cellphone = Perfect day.
- Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman.
- “What are you doing? Are you writing down everything I’m saying?! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG?!?!” -anyone dating Taylor Swift
- I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, ‘what do you have to tell me?’ he said, ‘I don’t know, never made it this far’
- Some people are like Polaroids. You have to shake them violently before they make any sense.
- Falling in love when lonely is a lot like shopping when hungry, you end up with a bunch of shit you don’t need.
- When I give people a tour of my bedroom, I like to say, “And this is where the magic happens,” followed by a sad, “… magic isn’t real.”
- If you think there’s nothing better than sex, you’ve never had a cop turn on his lights behind you and then pull over someone else.
- Thinking about waking up early for a run. Mostly thinking about how I will not be doing that.
- I don’t believe anyone who says they understand how to play Minesweeper.
- People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that’s just my OCD.
- At this point, pennies are only useful as a tool for avoiding other pennies.
- This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon 😉
- The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
- Sorry I can’t make it to your party tonight- I have to get up REALLY early tomorrow afternoon.
- Thanks to Facebook I feel like we probably need a new word for ‘friend.’
- Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate.
- It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
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