Score more likes, share these… ROFL Facebook Status Updates: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it? The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope” said Jose, age 6. If […]
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Big Rawr, Cat Logic, and 20 Creative Facebook Status Posts
Get over hump day, share these… Creative Facebook Status Posts: Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot. The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me. If only closed minds came with closed mouths. It’s only a matter of time […]
Dog Vs. Leafblower (Video)
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Nicknames are WAY more fun when people don’t know they have them. Disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid. I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up. Apparently you have to go to the gym more […]
Godzilla IRL, Feeling Husky, and 20 Clever Status Posts
Happy Monday, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Please come back here and let me love you, weekend. WTF, marathoners? I don’t even like to drive 26 miles. Do you think a stranger has ever wrote a status or tweeted about something you’ve done in public? Do you ever bring your pet up to […]
Turn Down for What, Good Save, and Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Weekend Statuses: If you guys ever need anything always remember I’m just an unanswered phone call away. Every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags. Dumb people never know they are dumb, they think you are dumb instead. My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% […]
Teaching KittEhs, Total Concentration, and Awesome Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Posts: You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life. Sexual education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for five hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat. Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female. […]