Make your weekend last, share one of these… 20 Best Facebook Status Updates This Week: I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system. For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march […]
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Soccer Girl Tricks, Telepooltation, & Top Facebook Statuses
This week on FB, share one… Top 20 Facebook Statuses: If there’s an emoji by your name in my phone, you’re doing something right. Sometimes music is all you need. My mind says go to the gym but my heart says food. I’ve probably learned more from Google than I have from school. *owns tons […]
Pro Footballers vs Kids, Realization KittEh, and Witty Facebook Statuses
Make your way through Wednesday, share some… Witty Facebook Statuses: That awkward moment when you’re in super deep thought. Then 4 minutes later you realize you’re staring directly at someone. Due tomorrow, do tomorrow. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me. Ask yourself what you would do for one more day with […]
Funny Mustard, Deactivate Cat, and Tuesday Status Updates
Score more likes share these… 20 Facebook Status Updates for This Tuesday: I knew USA was Ghana win! People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine. I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily. If people talked to everyone the same way […]
Unbelievable Street-performer, Epic Lobster, and Awesome Status Updates
Monday Fun Time, Share these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet. I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world. “I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I […]
Hypnotic, Dog Eats Lemon, and 20 Best Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Best Weekend Facebook Status Updates: In wine there is truth. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria. I’m smart, but not “learn from my mistakes” smart. I don’t see any reason why boxed wine shouldn’t come with a little straw stuck to the side. […]