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Corgi Vs. Spoon, Crazy Slide, and 20 Laughable Facebook Statuses

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Make Monday count, share these… 20 Laughable Facebook Statuses: They say that money can’t buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing… Do you know? U and I are placed together on the keyboard forever. Whenever I get low on money I always start thinking really irrationally like what if I hadn’t spent that […]

4th of July Facebook Status Updates, Videos, and More!

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Happy Independence Day, share one of our special edition statuses… 4th of July / Independence Day Facebook Status Updates: Today is Independence Day. Time to throw tea in harbors, play with fire, abuse our freedoms, and answer every question with “Merica.” Happy Independence Day everybody! It’s not about getting drunk and shooting fireworks. Thank a veteran. […]

How to Catch a Train in China, McCorgi, and Brilliant Statuses

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Find something that fits you, and share… Brilliant Facebook Statuses: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that’s no fun. And if you’re not a bitch at all, that won’t work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people. I’ve come to […]

Iced Tea Bossman, AutoCorrect Gone Wild, and Ingenious Status Updates

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Pick something that fits, and share it… Ingenious Facebook Status Updates: I’m filthy rich. 50% of this is true. I love how the internet has improved people’s grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write “your” instead of “you’re” in a English class all you get is a red mark…. Mess up […]