One of these will make you laugh, guaranteed… 20 Witty Facebook Status Updates: Do you ever hang out with someone, but later realize that it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours? Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves. I’ve been watching a […]
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Katy Perry, Manicures, and Very Clever Status Updates
Celebrate the week being half-over, share these… 20 Very Clever Status Updates: Does anyone else ever hear their alarm go off in the morning and immediately start rationalizing quitting your job or dropping out of school in order to stay in bed? People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the […]
Surfing Seal, Weird Conversations, and Awesome Facebook Statuses
Guaranteed one of these will make you laugh… 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses: When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all. I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump […]
Song Lyrics, Cookie Monster, and Sharp Status Updates
Make Monday count, share one of these… Sharp Facebook Statuses (20) If you don’t put your leftovers in Tupperware for at least two weeks before throwing them in the trash, you’re doing it wrong. Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it. There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, […]
Baby Deer Problems, Sleeping in Summer, and Sarcastic Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Sarcastic Facebook Statuses Have you ever known someone so sh*tty that they completely ruin that first name for you? Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen. You’re not yourself today. I noticed the […]
Dog Brakes, Never Learn, and Ingenious Facebook Statuses
Finally Friday, share one of these… 20 Ingenious Facebook Statuses: You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine Bored, so I’m going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I’m him from the future. I HATE when people […]