Make someone laugh, share one of these… 20 Super Creative Facebook Statuses: ❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Hungry The last 2 days before the weekend are always the toughest. I don’t recall any fairy tale romances that involve a drunk princess giving it up to a prince she met at the club on the first night. West Virginia is […]
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Whale Shark Attack, Shoelaces, and Inappropriate Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Inappropriate Facebook Statuses: People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome. My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me. People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I’m allowed to raise my cat however I want. Never forget […]
Shark Socks, Ghetto Ice Cream Man, and 20 Brilliant Status Updates
Get your Tuesday going, share one of these… 20 Brilliant Facebook Statuses: I’ll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities. My home security system is a series of paintings with the eyes cut out. Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have […]
Skinny Friend, Facebook IQ Test, and 20 Whimsical Status Posts
Happy Monday, pick one that fits and share away…. 20 Whimsical Facebook Status Posts: We’re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings. The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other’s smartphone. It’s nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the […]
Cat Mosh Pit, Money Helps, and Interesting Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Interesting Statuses for the Weekend: I love when strangers smile at me and I smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. When people ask me if I’m working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if […]
Bounce House, Cows Come Home, and Hysterical Status Updates
Score more likes, share one of these… 20 Hysterical Facebook Status Updates: I don’t mind your weirdness, as long as it’s compatible with mine. Anyone else say “Ouch” when you accidentally hit a body part even if it didn’t hurt at all? me: is it weird to talk to yourself? me: no Kids born in […]