Get over hump-day, share one of these… Great Facebook Status Posts: Wednesday, you’ve never looked worse. It’s September and I don’t even know how that happened so fast. I think Netflix is soooo much better than going out and pretending to like people. Lucky Charms should be 98% Marshmallows and 2% of that other sh*t. […]
Facebook Status Updates
Facebook Changes, Amazing Michael Jackson Cover, and Clever Facebook Statuses
Make your friends LOL, pick one and share it… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it. My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. If I drove a UPS truck there’s a 100% chance I would fall […]
Shark Attack, Kids These Days, and Smart Status Posts
Start your week off right, share one of these… Smart Facebook Status Posts: You know you’re getting old when your favorite kind of plans are canceled plans! I only say “bless you” twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume you cant be blessed and you’re a demon who must be destroyed. Marriage is […]
BBQ Tools, Pizza Hut Cat, and 20 Tasty Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Tasty Facebook Statuses: I’m having a free beer contest tonight. The 1st person to bring me a case of beer gets to watch me drink it. FOR FREE! What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to […]
Lazy People, Party Car, & Hilarious Facebook Status Updates
Friday is finally here, celebrate with these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Breaking News: The makers of Hello Kitty have announced that Hello Kitty is not in fact a cat, but a human girl MY WHOLE LIFE IS ONE BIG LIE Me: Should I make a sarcastic comment or not… Remember, condoms prevent minivans. Coffee is […]
Group Projects, Prairie Dog, and Cool Status Posts
One of these is guaranteed to get laughs, pick and share… Cool Facebook Status Posts: I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?” 1: Go to iTunes. 2: Check top albums & top singles. 3: Understand why the […]