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Love Helmets, Drew Carey, and Mind Blowing Status Posts

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Make your Wednesday count, share these… 20 Mind Blowing Facebook Status Posts: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people. If we hate the same people we’re already friends. Sometimes I feel like the only one that likes music […]

Humility, Handicap Puppy, and Hilarious Status Updates

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Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in queso emergency. People who make really bad decisions are always like “I have the worst luck” Still haven’t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket…scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different. If you ever […]

Great Dane Tantrum, Instagram, and Great Facebook Statuses

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Make Monday awesome, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Status Ideas: I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here? The hardest part about studying is actually starting. It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something. I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. […]

Derpy Dog, Leadership, and Clever Status Updates

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Make your weekend last longer, share these… Clever Status Updates for Facebook or What’s App: Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave. Girlfriend? That’s a funny way to say Netflix. I think too much at night. My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, […]

That Dance, Dog Pranked, and Random Statuses

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Happy Friday, share one these… 20 Random Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Even the short weeks feel long. I love those friends whom you can go months without talking to but when you do, it’s like you’ve never been apart. I’m actually a really nice person… Until you annoy me. She calls it cuddling. I call it […]