Get over hump day, share one of these… Weird Facebook Status Updates: I’m glad I’m me, I don’t think anybody else could take it. Why do they even offer 2014 as an option when selecting your birth date? Like you’re fresh out of the womb ready to join Gmail. The awkward moment when you mispronounce […]
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When You Notice, Never Shave, and Funny Status Posts
Tuesday will be fun when you share…. Funny Status Update Posts: Tuesday, I just can’t with you right now. I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand. My “I hate you” face must look a lot like my “I’m loving this conversation” face. […]
Awkward Moment, Struggle Was Real, and Epic Status Posts
Make today count, share one of these… Epic Facebook Status Posts: I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of […]
Rescue Hound, Video Games, and On Point Status Updates
Make the weekend last longer, share these… On Point Facebook Status Updates: We’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke. Don’t like my sarcasm? Well, I don’t like your stupid. I wanted to work out but then I wanted […]
Hipsters, Jury Duty, and Top Facebook Status Updates
Congrats, you made it to the weekend! Share one of these… Top Facebook Status Updates From This Week: It may look like I’m in deep thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later. Try randomly complimenting people, because sometimes that will be the only kind words […]
Awkward Moment When, iPhone 6, and Amazing Status Updates
Make today count, share one of these… 20 Amazing Facebook Status Updates: Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair. Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit? Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a […]