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Baby Loves Water, Feeling Bad, & Ridiculous Facebook Status Posts

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Make someone slightly blow air out of their nose, share one of these… 20 Ridiculous Facebook Status Posts: Never let someone with the significance of a speed bump become a roadblock in your life. School is not even about learning. It’s about how much stress you can handle before you have a mental breakdown. I’m […]

Shampoo Prank, Dat Look, & Uber Clever Status Updates

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Make it over the hump, pick something funny and share… Clever Facebook Status Updates: I dream about naps. It’s scary how much I think about food. No emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/ Dont go broke trying to look RICH….act your wage! FACT: Everybody needs a smart ass, sarcastic friend. There is […]

Dis My Jam, Problem Solving, and Witty Facebook Statuses

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Score more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: If you really want people to notice you, be a typo. Home is where the pants aren’t. That awkward moment when you get really mad at someone in real life because of something they did to you in a dream. We all have chapters, in our lives, […]

Homeless Rapper, Allergies, and 20 Funny Facebook Status Updates

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Make Monday fun, share one of these… 20 Funny Facebook Status Update Ideas: I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems. When your boss asks why you’re late. Just shrug and say “thug life.” Bosses don’t mess with thug life. I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will […]

Flex on Em, Undo Text Messages, and Weekend Status Posts

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Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Top Weekend Facebook Status Posts: I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems. When people tell me that I’ve changed, I want to shake them and tell them: “And so should you!” Every day is a struggle between wanting to […]