Halloween on a Friday? That’s what I’m talking about! Share some laughs, share one of these… Halloween Status Updates 2014: Asked my kid what her favorite part of today’s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, “that ghost”…. Now I have to move houses. Halloween is, by far, the safest day to […]
Facebook Status Updates
Ladies Amirite, Stupid Cat, and Good Status Updates for Facebook.
Make someones Day… 12 Good Status Updates for Facebook: Please enjoy your day. Not mine. If halloween to new years isn’t your favorite time of the year we have a problem. Four drinks and I’m using curse words like commas. Eat like no one is watching. If you forget your hook-up’s name, just take them […]
Best Golf Shot Ever, Terrible Work Epidemic, and Good Time Status Updates
Pick something that fits and share it… Sharable Facebook Status Updates for a Good Time: My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. Whenever there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?” Your cat thinks of you as a pet. Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? […]
Cruel Mommy, Trucks, and Smart Status Updates
Make Tuesday fun, share one of these… Smart Facebook Status Updates: Only a fool trips on what’s behind him. Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them? *cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own* If there is a wrong place and a wrong […]
Touchdown Baby, Jarhead, and 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates
Make Monday fun, share one of these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: I used to be able to sleep for 4 hours, wake up, and function normally. No problem. Now I need 10 hours of sleep just to feel alive. *gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break You could give me 67 years […]
Rhino gets Kicked, Friendship, and 20 Funny Facebook Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Funny Facebook Status Updates: Sorry, I’m too poor, I can’t afford to pay attention. Here’s a joke about ebola, you probably won’t get it though. Life is so hard when you have twenty TV shows to watch. The first 80 years of adulthood are always the […]