Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Weekend Status Updates for Facebook: I just wanna stay home and cuddle my dog. Beginning to realize that I was probably dropped as a baby. So many feelings today. Mostly hunger. If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross. If […]
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Lamb Begs for Pets, Sneezing be like, and Top Facebook Status Posts
This Thursday, make someones day – share one of these… Top 20 Facebook Status Posts: The sh*tty thing about Thursday is it’s not Friday. Our friendship is bad for my liver. If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way. I need something that’s more […]
Spider iPhone Prank, Bird Poop, and Great Facebook Status Updates
Help your friends get over humpday, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Status Updates: I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child. That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated. My brain has too many tabs open. I’m not interested […]
Million Dollar Question, Dog Plays Dead Really Good, and 20 Sly Status Updates for Facebook
Make your Tuesday fun, share one of these… 20 Sly Status Updates for Facebook: The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. When someone chooses the stall next to me when plenty others are available I tap my foot 3 times […]
Lost Friends, Sing-A-Long Dog, and Ridiculously Hilarious Funny Status Updates for Facebook.
Make Monday count, share one of these… Ridiculously Hilarious Funny Status Updates for Facebook: As a college student my favorite words are “free” and “cancelled” ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp. required. Must speak 4 language, have 2 olympic medals, and a reference letter from Barack Obama. Can I take a sick day if […]
TV Shows, Mama Isn’t Home, and Weekend Status Posts
Make the weekend last longer, share one of these… Top 20 Facebook Status Posts from this weekend: Ever update an app and realize the “fixed issues” were all a lie and it will never be the same? That’s what going back to an ex is like. There are 2 types of people in this world […]